I think starting a blog will help me realize how lame my life is. So far, is working.
Anyways, Hopefully this won't be totally stupid. I can generally tell when I'm going to blog because I'll narrarate my life in really lame, sort-of-funny-but-not-really-ways. I'm actually quite hilarious in my own mind... :). Especially while making uncalled wise cracks about the small commodities of my daily life. It’s as if I'm hosting a second-rate comedy club in my head. Maybe this will satisfy my urge to be a stand up comedian. Then we can do away with that dream...
“Look. Just go write it all down, already. And get off the stage.”
So, at the advice of my manager, I do. (I am.)
On Friday, some of the newspaper staff and I went to UGA for this conference thing. I was so nervous I almost convinced my self not to go. My uncanny aversion to getting lost in big places was the devil on my shoulder saying that i would randomly fall down a well at the campus and never bee seen or heard again. But the angel on my right shoulder told me that i wouldn't fall down wells and could possibly have a freakin' awesome time. Of course, the angel was right.I even found a new friend! (extremely rare for me...). Finally, someone who shares my love of coffee and greeting cards. Jessie and i spent about an hour looking at every single greeting card in University of Georgia's book store. Two of the most memorable include a card that said something along the lines of, "When I say we should go on a long walk, you know I mean going to sit down and get coffee... possibly muffins" and " If you got bit by a snake I wouldn't suck the venom out of the bite, but if you spilled coffee on your off-white sweater, I would suck the coffee out." Notice how both include coffee :D
The day was filled with a spectrum of useful classes, hooray for the music reviewing and editorials class,to rather pointless classes *cough* creative arts *cough*, and a really informative asian tour guide. Definitely on my top field trips ever!
Almost anything is good with peach-lemon tea.
What else shall I say?
My dog is sitting by my feet in earnest pursuit of my attentions. Ew, and now licking.
Do not be fooled. He wants food more than my love, I think.
Hm. Things I Have Decided That I Do Not Love:
1) Wearing band-aids on my fingers. This obstructs nearly every function of comfortable everyday life. Cooking, typing, hand-washing, and swimming are all most uncomfortable. Texting is downright laborious.
2) Cold, dry weather- The weather is turning cold early this year and i wish it would stay warm so I could hold on to the last thing that reminds me of Evan.
3) Oversleeping. I should get up earlier.
4) The perspiring of my extremities. Sweaty hands are the worst.
5) When kids pee in the pool- God, help these children. I will pray for them.
Anyway, I could probably keep going. But I want you to keep coming back for more reading. So I’ll stop now.
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